THE RUMSFELDIAN RUMINATIONS OF I, DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! PART 1.

Yes, I know, I know that it is said that America is the land of opportunity, and that you can be anything you want to be in America, if you work hard enough. And, by god, I have worked very hard. How else could I have become as successful and filthy rich as I am? And, ... I know that it must be the dream of every man - had it not been for my sexism, I might have included, woman - especially one as ambitious as I am, to rise to the top. A feat, I, Donald J Trump, in my more lucid moments, would not have imagined myself capable of doing. And which will surely have given rise to nightmarish senarios to tens of millions around the world. Although, in my more florid moments, frequent as they were and continue to be, I knew for certain that I would have made it, made it to the top. Which I have now achieved, by becoming the President of the United States of America. The country which we, Americans, love so dearly, and which I have committed myself t...