THE RUMSFELDIAN RUMINATIONS OF I, DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! PART 11.

How is it that, despite our consistently and predictable disfavour towards them, they continue to believe that we will behave differently, this time? Is there any wisdom, I ask myself, in believing the promise of a chronic alcoholic, when he reassures, or try to do so, again, that he has now stopped drinking alcohol? And what of those pesky Europeans, I enquire of myself and my good colleague, Nikki Haley? How dare they oppose our position at the United Nations and voted against us? What is the world coming to, I ask myself, when the European tail of the Nato Dog, seeks to dissect itself from the American head, and presumes to take the lead role? Is this not another sign of the Europeans not respecting America? Is it not why God has chosen me to be President and to 'make America great again? Is it not why I must pursue my endeavour, my sacred mission, to make America First? Of course it is, and while the unbelievers might seek to deny i...